fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

Male nudes get leaked: OMG HE'S SO BRAVE YASS AND HOT UNF

Female nudes get leaked: WHAT A FUCKING STUPID SLUT OMG HATE HER NOW

This is my; when a customer says “I should get that for free” face

This is my; when a customer says “I should get that for free” face